Well, hello, internet. Isn't it lovely to be able to just click your mouse and learn so much? There's so much fun to be had on the internet! But what happens when your internet stops working and you're in the middle of something valuable?

This is what happens to me. Every day at about five o' clock, my internet slows to a trickle. I don't understand it, but it is infuriating! The IT folks promise relatively stable bandwidth, and a gigabyte a day, but I am not getting it! Even if I wanted to, I couldn't download a gig in a day simply because my connection is this slow.

Please, my dear LETU IT folks, fix my network! It's frustrating beyond what I can endure.